White House releases President Barack Obama's Birth Certificate

Well, here you go.

President Barack Obama's birth certificate. Now, can we get back to the real issues?

Today, the White House released President Obama’s long form birth certificate verifying what everyone already knows. He was born in this country.

Of course the biggest birther of them all, Donald Trump was quick to accept credit for this “stunning revelation”, in an attempt to spin one of the silliest political tactics of the election cycle. This ploy will doubt send the ratings for The Apprentice soaring, as he plans to announce his presidential intentions on the show’s season finale.

I’m guessing, he won’t run and it will be brilliant marketing, through ridiculous means.

Now, can we get back to more pressing matters like, the massive deficit and unemployment problem this country is facing. Seriously.